Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
#every four years we put 24 of the strongest moose into an arena and they fight to the death #the victor leads canada
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#I imagine this scene as Thor tricking Loki by telling him they’re going to Disney World #so he’s all excited screaming I’M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD #and then Thor is like lol Loki #you killed like a 1000 people and ruined the entire city of New York #I’m taking your ass back to Asgard to be tried
thor’d
thor’d
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- Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via derenai)
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